Saturday, February 18, 2017

The Madness of King Don

Press conference highlights:
  1. All black people know each other
  2. #SCROTUS is the least anti-Semitic (most Semitic?) person ever.  Ask Bibi.
  3. "I'm also the least racist.  Least racist ever."
  4. Russia is fake news
  5. Fake news is the enemy of the people (so Russia is the enemy of the people?)
  6. BBC is "another beauty" = (fake news)
  7. White house is a "fine-tuned machine" - no chaos here, nothing to see (move along)
  8. Largest electoral college win since Reagan, (except Obama either time, or Clinton either time or the first Bush) - ACTUALLY 6th LARGEST WIN (OUT OF 8)
  9. Russian aggression (spy boat, illegal cruise missile and buzzing our planes) - NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD.
  10. You know what Uranium is?  Lot's of things are done with Uranium including some bad things.
  11. Why does the media never call me and ask me questions?  It's all fake.  They don't even ask me if it's true first.
  12. Not ranting and raving.  Not ranting and raving.  Not ranting and raving.
  13. Hillary's stupid plastic button
  14. ISIS has spread like cancer.
  15. Mike Flynn didn't do anything wrong, I just don't trust him any more.
  16. Leaks are real, but the news is fake. (are the leaks leaking fake news?)
  17. Why aren't you talking about Hillary cheating on the debates?  If I did that, I would get the electric chair.
  18. Do you think Hillary would be tougher on Russia?  She gave them 20 percent of our Uranium.
  19. Ninth circuit is the rogue court - overturned 80 percent of the time - (except only about 0.1 percent (1 out of 1000) of their cases go to the Supreme Court, and it's actually about 61% of those cases that get overturned by the Supreme Court as compared to about 55% of the other 12 federal courts - umm, there has to be something wrong before SCOTUS will hear a case, so 61% isn't that "rogue") - ACTUALLY ABOUT 6 OUT OF 10,000 CASES OVERTURNED.
  20. There are two Chicagos; one incredible, luxurious and safe, the other one is worse than any place in the middle east (INNER CITIES).

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