He's Completely Insane

SCROTUS: Can you believe Obama "wire tapped" my home?

1) Obama didn't order any surveillance.
2) No federal agencies have tapped any phones in Trump Tower (legally or illegally)
3) You got this from a Breitbart "fake news" story about the made up Deep State rebellion.

REPORTER: Will you admit that the only source for this is Breitbart fake news?

SCROTUS: It's quotes. I didn't mean literally "wire tapped".

REPORTER: But there's no evidence of any surveillance in Trump Tower or anywhere else and no link to the Obama administration.

SCROTUS: SHUT UP!  I WILL BE PROVEN CORRECT! JUST WAIT AND SEE!

Eat Your Spinach!

Reporter: Mr. President, can you talk about the threat to Jewish communities and the anti-Semitism that is going on? We've been asking for almost a week now.

EACH OF THESE APHORISMS WILL BE REMEMBERED FROM THE GREAT #SCROTUS:

1. Umm, anti-semitism is horrible and it's going to stop.
2. It's just age-old, uhh there’s something going on that doesn’t fully allow it to heal.
3. Sometimes it gets better and then it busts apart.
4. But we want to have it get very much better, get unified and stay together.
5. You'll see, sometimes it gets much better and then it just blows up.
6. It's a painful and sad reminder of the work that must be done to root out hate, prejudice and evil.
7. I do it (denounce anti-semitism) whenever I get a chance, I do it.

This seems to be an about face after:

1. Telling a Jewish reporter that he's a liar and yelling at him to sit down in the press conference.
2. Failing to mention Jewish people in speech on Holocaust Remembrance Day (my Jew wrote that - it's ok)
3. Suggesting that these threats and attacks (vandalism) are his opponents (Democrats) trying to make him look bad.
4. Quote, "I am the least anti-Semitic person and the least racist you will ever find" -Is least anti-Semitic the same as most Semitic?
5. Ignoring repeated questions about violence and threats to Jewish Americans in interviews and press conferences.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-anti-semitism-jews-israel-hillary-clinton-racist-attacks-hate-palestine-a7591716.html

POSTSCRIPT: About the museum:

1. The museum is doing tremendous numbers. (Should it IPO?)
2. It really helps get that divide and bring it much closer together.
3. If not... Perfect. (what does this mean? - completely insane)

Working In A Coal Mine, Goin' Down Down Down

In one of the first pieces of legislation signed by #SCROTUS, he removed the STREAM PROTECTION RULE that forced the coal mining industry to clean up tailings and pollution from their mines.  Turns out that removing the act will save about 100 jobs over the next 4 years, but save the mine owners about $24 million per year and create lots of environmental problems.

Oops, about to slip down.

http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/319938-trump-signs-bill-undoing-obama-coal-mining-rule

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/02/who-really-benefits-repealing-stream-protection-rule

Calling the Kettle Black

They even lie about how much he plays golf.  "A couple of holes." He can't even tell the truth about this. It's like a kid that will lie just to see if he can get away with it.

Pathological liar.  The only reason to record or listen to anything he has to say is to hope that it might be something that can be used to remove him from office. Insane!

Just like the lies that Obama was the "Vacation President". We can only pray that #SCROTUS is the do-nothing-est president ever. PRAY!

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/white-house-forced-reverse-course-trumps-golfing

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/20/politics/donald-trump-golfing-presidency/

A Bridge Too Far

Turns out pedophilia is still not funny.

#SCROTUS supporter Milo Yiannopoulos (and Steve Bannon's best friend) said that sex between "mature" 13-year old boys and older men should be ok.  Even suggested that's how he got started with a priest.

Here's news: Breitbart is considering firing him for this. They are trying to decide if pedophilia is a little too much for their staff.  The surprise is that we all thought there was no line, right? Sexual molestation was ok. Raping an ex-wife was ok. Fraud and treason were ok. Puppy murderers are fine. Pedophilia? We have to think about that one. Give us a couple of days.

Feck off, Pedo!

http://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/2017/02/20/breitbart-news-may-boot-milo-yiannopoulos-over-sex-comments.html

POSTSCRIPT: It appears they wouldn't fire him, but the other employees are threatening to leave. No conscience. Unbelievable.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/320375-breitbart-employees-threaten-to-leave-over-yiannopoulos

Rogue's Gallery (part 2)

Here are more of the guys trying to destroy the country.  It's not a coincidence that each of these characters is uniquely UNqualified for their post.  Here's a brief description of three more:

Rex Tillerson: State - BIG OIL personified (CEO Exxon-Mobil) - He's ok with fixing climate change as long as it doesn't affect the bottom line.  He's ok with getting rid of the EPA.  Has close financial ties to Russia (publicly stating he opposes sanctions) and was awarded the "Order of Friendship" directly by Putin. This seems like a quid pro quo for rigging an election, <SARCASM> but hopefully all his actions will be transparent and we can watch them closely. </SARCASM>

Steven Mnuchin: Treasury - Hedge fund manager at Goldman-Sachs.  Perfect.  The guy that has been stealing bigly from the government his whole life is the one you want to put in charge of the coffers. He's suggested getting rid of Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac (to privatize [piratize] the oversight and maintenance of real estate loans).  It's fitting that he was the executive producer for the movie Suicide Squad since he's now become a member.  He will be involved in re-writing the tax code and defining (or lifting) economic sanctions from other countries (Russia), so we should closely watch his involvement with Tillerson.

Jeff Sessions: Attorney General - Enforcing the new "law and order" program will be Mr. Sessions' main focus.  He's about as "anti-immigration" as a person can be and always on the wrong side of civil rights.  His mother said he would argue with a sign post.  The main issue with this man who grew up in the middle of segregated Alabama in the 60's and who still supports voter suppression laws and no separation of church and state, is not specifically his ethic or his ideology.  He seems to be sycophantically in the pocket of #SCROTUS and willing to do whatever he can to bend the rules to promote the agenda.  That is a scary trait for the guy in charge of all the courts.  With the Supreme Court also a soon-to-be member of the club, two of the three branches will be In Da House.

These three are particularly worrisome.  They actually have experience that help them pillage and plunder the government.  The other cabinet members are mostly distractions or destructions.  Keep your eye on the ball!

More to Come...

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/politics/donald-trump-administration.html

Let's Roll

Democrats aren't going to impeach #SCROTUS.  It would just look petty and we don't have enough power at this point to do it.  The mad king is eventually going to upset enough of the power base to make them think "brave prince pence" should step in and take over.  Luckily, the mad king thinks he doesn't have to follow any rules and he's not beholden to anyone. McConnell and Ryan will have to be the ones to take him down. They surely must be compiling a list.  Here's what's probably on it so far:

1. By raking in money from foreign governments, Trump may have violated Article I, Section 9: “no person holding office shall… accept any emolument … from a foreign state.”
2. By banning travel from 7 countries with a majority of Muslims, and exempting Christians, Trump may have violated the 1st Amendment’s prohibition of any “law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”
3. By denigrating the free press, publicly calling it an “enemy of the American people,” and seeking to turn the public against it, Trump may have abridged the freedom of the press under the 1st Amendment.
4. By disparaging and inciting violence against Mexican Americans, Muslim Americans, and African-Americans, Trump may have violated the 14th Amendment’s “equal protection” clause.
5. If he knew of or participated in Russia’s attempt to get him elected he violated Article III, Section 3: “Treason against the United States shall consist in … adhering to [America’s] enemies.”

Hopefully they have connections in the NSA and CIA, because he won't go down without a fight. This could get ugly.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-impeachment-democrats-235184

It's Campaign Season (Again)

What?! 3.8 years of re-election rallies.  Yikes.

The Spirit of Optimism is Sweeping America (It's making me nauseous)

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39018096?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews

I Drink Your Milkshake

As Dakota Access Pipeline protesters disappear into Gitmo or extraordinary rendition or whatever, how do we keep track of them?  Who is really paying attention?  With reports that the government might be using the National Guard as a deportation force for thousands of undocumented immigrants, and with the disgusting attacks on the media as "fake news", how do we know they aren't "disappearing" our citizens?

It was unbelievable that law enforcement agencies had the nerve to attack protesters with dogs and water canons when it was 20 degrees out there last year, but now that the White House is colluding with big oil, who knows what is going to happen?

http://www.commondreams.org/news/2017/02/14/dapl-construction-proceeds-standing-rock-emergency-request-denied

The List

From September, 2014 to December, 2016 the White House says there were 78 incidents that were not reported or under-reported by the dishonest media.

Fake News, Alternative Facts, No media coverage of real enemies (ISIS), only friendly media and friendly questions allowed, Justice department (rogue judges) is out of control and not keeping us safe, only trust me #SCROTUS! Silence the free press.  Corporations run the government.  This is fascism.

http://www.npr.org/2017/02/06/513777052/trump-says-media-fail-to-report-terrorist-attacks-white-house-promises-list

But most of them were covered by the USA Today here:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/02/07/white-house-78-terror-attacks-list-trump/97582018/

Oh Yeah!

I've been calling him "shit sandwich" since November 8th, because everyone around him looks like they've just eaten one, pretending to smile or grimacing when he's not looking.

Michael Flynn retired was fired, and luckily (for us) the competent guy they called said he wasn't going to eat that sandwich.  If they can't find anyone, will they UN-fire Flynn? How do we know he's really gone anyway if #SCROTUS likes him?

It's a cabal.  Absolute loyalty required.  Like Jim Jones...

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/war_stories/2017/02/robert_harward_turned_down_trump_now_others_can_too.html

More SCROTUS Tweets

King Don is now self-editing.

1. It took 16 minutes to remember ABC and CBS were also fake news.
2. "SICK" must have been too harsh?  Or it didn't fit with the additional fake news?
3. Why capitalize People?  Is the German sneaking out?

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/02/donald-trump-edits-tweet

Secretary of Slave Labor

Thanks Oprah!  Sending recordings from Puzder's ex-wife talking about spousal abuse is most likely what kept this guy out of the cabinet.

This Secretary of Labor pick was possibly the worst abuser of his own workers as CEO of Carl's Jr./Hardee's imaginable.  He also hired an undocumented immigrant to be his maid.  Did he pay her in burgers (under the table)?  #SCROTUS keeps picking jerks to destroy the department they will manage. It's completely insane.

http://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/carls-jr-ceo-andrew-puzder-out-of-the-running-for-labor-secretary-job/

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/07/us/politics/andrew-puzder-labor-trump-undocumented.html

The Madness of King Don

Press conference highlights:

1. All black people know each other
2. #SCROTUS is the least anti-Semitic (most Semitic?) person ever.  Ask Bibi.
3. "I'm also the least racist.  Least racist ever."
4. Russia is fake news
5. Fake news is the enemy of the people (so Russia is the enemy of the people?)
6. BBC is "another beauty" = (fake news)
7. White house is a "fine-tuned machine" - no chaos here, nothing to see (move along)
8. Largest electoral college win since Reagan, (except Obama either time, or Clinton either time or the first Bush) - ACTUALLY 6th LARGEST WIN (OUT OF 8)
9. Russian aggression (spy boat, illegal cruise missile and buzzing our planes) - NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD.
10. You know what Uranium is?  Lot's of things are done with Uranium including some bad things.
11. Why does the media never call me and ask me questions?  It's all fake.  They don't even ask me if it's true first.
12. Not ranting and raving.  Not ranting and raving.  Not ranting and raving.
13. Hillary's stupid plastic button
14. ISIS has spread like cancer.
15. Mike Flynn didn't do anything wrong, I just don't trust him any more.
16. Leaks are real, but the news is fake. (are the leaks leaking fake news?)
17. Why aren't you talking about Hillary cheating on the debates?  If I did that, I would get the electric chair.
18. Do you think Hillary would be tougher on Russia?  She gave them 20 percent of our Uranium.
19. Ninth circuit is the rogue court - overturned 80 percent of the time - (except only about 0.1 percent (1 out of 1000) of their cases go to the Supreme Court, and it's actually about 61% of those cases that get overturned by the Supreme Court as compared to about 55% of the other 12 federal courts - umm, there has to be something wrong before SCOTUS will hear a case, so 61% isn't that "rogue") - ACTUALLY ABOUT 6 OUT OF 10,000 CASES OVERTURNED.
20. There are two Chicagos; one incredible, luxurious and safe, the other one is worse than any place in the middle east (INNER CITIES).

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/16/us/politics/donald-trump-press-conference-transcript.html

Unorganized Crime

Sherriff: A State Senator in Texas wants to introduce legislation to protect people from the government confiscating property if they weren't convicted.
SCROTUS: Give us his name.  We'll destroy his career.

The president of this country suggesting that he will "destroy someone's career" even as a joke.  It's insane.  It's something you would expect if a 3rd grader was in charge of the mafia.

https://t.co/PpN6MxhaIY

Rogue's Gallery (part 1)

Here are the guys that are going to try to destroy this country as we know it.  It's not a coincidence that each of these characters is uniquely UNqualified for their post.  Here's a brief description of the most important ones:

Betsy DeVos: Education - Two GOP members broke rank and would not vote for her.  Never before has the vice president had to break a 50-50 tie for confirmation of a cabinet member.  She has suggested that the Department of Education should be removed from the federal government.  She wants to dilute funding to the public schools by offering "school choice" which is a code name for vouchers to allow rich people to send their children to private school paid by your tax money.  Charter schools allow lack of oversight and a way to sneak religion into publicly funded schools.  It also allows schools that work for profit to benefit from public funding without any regulations to control them.  She will attempt to destroy public education.
This is what "pay for play" looks like:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/betsy-devos-senate-contributions_us_589a12d1e4b040613139a5a4?dswbmup69gpkfbt9&

Tom Price: Health - Top of the agenda is destroying the affordable care act.  In the House of Representatives, he has been trying to take it down since it was first created in 2010.  He also believes that we should get rid of medicaid, medicare and remove the protections and regulations on the health care industry that are protecting patients and customers from price fixing and other schemes that allow the industry to abuse the public.  He's voted to limit malpractice damages and voted against regulating drug prices to keep prescriptions affordable.  He also opposes the legality of abortions and women's choice and is likely to propose legislation and policy that make it more difficult.  It is scary to think what he will do as the head of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention.  He has voted to keep the confederate flag and against same-sex marriage.  There is evidence that he has used his position to propose legislation that helped his stock portfolio, so it's also apparent that he has no ethics.

Scott Pruitt: EPA - Right now the EPA is in the way of Mr. Pruitt's financial interests.  If he can declaw the agency where it can't enforce any rules, and doesn't cost any money (or doesn't have any funding), he will have done his job.  As attorney general, there is evidence that he was in collusion with oil companies to keep the state from enforcing regulations that would affect the bottom line and there are record donations from energy companies to attorneys general all over the country to promote this effort including $16 million just this year.  A Freedom of Information Act request has ordered thousands of emails be made available to look for evidence  that he should not be confirmed to the head of the EPA, but Republicans forced a vote and confirmed him before the emails were released.  Under his control, the EPA may actually do more to destroy the environment than it would if there were no agency.  Wait and see.

To be continued...

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/politics/donald-trump-administration.html

Free Advertising

5 women decided not to shop at Nordstrom.  I'll bet they are reconsidering their treatment to Ivanka.  Spicer says that Nordstrom is "taking out their anger at the President's policies by punishing a family member."  Sounds like free advertising.

Since the attack by the President, sales are up and the stock for the company is up 7%.  Maybe we should check if #SCROTUS has stock in Nordstrom?

http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/02/18/arizona-women-cancel-nordstrom-accounts-ivanka-trump-fashion-line

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-conflict-nordstrom-ivanka_us_589e2015e4b03df370d64b0a

I Got The Funk

No House of Commons visit for #SCROTUS.  He can come talk to the Queen, but he's unwelcome at Parliament. Speaker George Clinton says the Mad King doesn't have enough funk.  Opposition to racism, sexism and support for equality before the law suggest that he shouldn't be allowed to enter the hallowed halls with the green seats.

Do you love me?  Would you like some Baileys from a shoe?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/06/world/europe/britain-uk-speaker-john-bercow.html

I'm The Party Pooper

It's not a tumor ban!  We're not banning the Muslims that are banned from coming into the country.  Huh?

http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/1/31/14455986/trump-not-a-ban-spicer

Uh Oh. She sued a BLOGGER? Really?

Melania sued a 71-year-old blogger because he said:

1. She was a high-paid escort
2. She suffered a nervous breakdown after her RNC speech

Firstly, you can't be an escort when you only have one customer.  That's just a mail-order bride. 

Secondly, nervous breakdown is not a clinical term.  The diagnosis requires some induced dysfunction which requires "functionality" beforehand. This might be impossible to prove in her case.

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Why come out of that ivory tower?  How do you get her attention?  Yoo-Hoo!  Over here!  Looky!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/melania-trump-reaches-settlement-in-libel-lawsuit-against-maryland-blogger/2017/02/07/3b8ecd86-ed3e-11e6-9973-c5efb7ccfb0d_story.html?utm_term=.4adf630913f5

My So-Cal Judge (Life?)

So-Called President: How dare they ignore my orders?  I am King!
So-Called Chief Strategist: Why don't you just tweet your tantrum and say bad things are going to happen and it's all their fault?
So-Called President: Good idea!

The Emperor has no clothes lost his mind.

So-Called Ruler Of The United States (#SCROTUS)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/02/04/trump-lashes-out-at-federal-judge-who-temporarily-blocked-travel-ban/?utm_term=.2d439915cb52

Oops! I Did It Again

(We're) not that innocent!  When asked about Putin being a murderer, #SCROTUS actually said "We've done some bad things too."  Moral equivalency. OMG!

I think we know how he plans to beat ISIS now:

1. Make friends/truce with them.
2. Invite them all to a celebration party. (Try to book Britney! or 72 virgins)
3. Poison them so they die in a horribly painful way. (Putin would be proud!)

TOXIC!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/oreilly-putin-killer-trump_us_58966d7ce4b09bd304bbb39e

It's Dangerous To Go Alone. Take This!

The Don: "I'll sign anything you put in front of me."
Bannondorf: "Don't you want to read it first?"
The Don: "I trust you."

This does seem like the back story on an evil bad guy that our hero needs to destroy.

I AM ERROR.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-steve-bannon-nsc-national-security-council-order-a7565191.html

Cheaters (always) Prosper - Here comes Karma

Highest disapproval rating in the first month of a Presidency (53%).  Will have to keep track of these stats.  There are going to be a bunch of records set this year.

Is it a sore loser thing?  Nope, people don't like to see cheaters win (see Tom Brady), and they don't like to see assholes steal destroy the American Way.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-approvals-234628

https://newrepublic.com/article/140398/real-ties-bind-donald-trump-new-england-patriots

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2017/01/americans-come-together-on-hating-the-patriots.html

Don't Waste Silver Bullets!

Don't leak the stupid stuff just to scare us that a 6-year-old is flying the plane! (we already know this)  These are silver bullets.  Waste them early and even he (or his Master Bannon) will figure it out and retreat into the inner-reaches.  Wait until he says or does something where we can put him in jail or execute him for treason.



Although, the leak about threatening to send troops into Mexico was pretty funny!  Thanks!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/02/02/the-leaks-coming-out-of-the-trump-white-house-right-now-are-totally-bananas/?utm_term=.7235755da9af

That's Not Helping The Working Class

A President against the middle and working class people of this country.  That is a PLUTOCRAT!  Using wealthy power to gain more wealth.  We have to impeach him.

1. Cutting The FHA’s Mortgage Insurance Premium
2. Federal Hiring Freeze
3. Killing Subsidized Internet To Poor
4. Delay Of Investment Conflict-Of-Interest Rule
5. Effect Of Travel Ban On Tourism Industry

http://reverbpress.com/politics/in-first-two-weeks-trump-has-issued-these-5-assaults-on-working-class-bank-accounts/

Roaring Missiles!

Don't incur the wrath of the irate tweeter!

Why does Tweeter-in-chief want to go to war with Iran?  I guess he's hoping we can take their oil.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-usa-military-idUSKBN15J0BM

Creepy Old Pervert in the (white) House

Heels and short skirts required.  Low-cut cleavage show could earn you a bonus.

What did you expect from the Groper-In-Chief?

Happy... Birth... Day... Mister... President...(daddy)

http://www.salon.com/2017/02/03/dress-like-a-woman-even-the-high-fashion-that-trump-covets-has-left-this-outmoded-notion-behind/

Working Weekend!

Sometimes you have to take a break from your real job to make some money.  Heading to fundraisers at Mar-a-Lago to bring in some dough!  How much money did Trump hotels, golf courses and country clubs make before they had a President selling access with them?  Now there are government contracts and meetings where they're forced to use them even if you don't count all the vultures looking for access and pay for play special deals.

It's disgusting that the Kleptocracy is in full swing and it hasn't even been 20 days.  They're looting the coffers.  What will be left in 6 months?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-business-conflicts-mar-a-lago_us_58952d42e4b0c1284f26213d?b8ra4co0zad6j38fr&

Caveat Emptor

Do you expect a car salesman to be on your side when you buy a car?  Do you expect the snake oil salesman to tell you the truth?  Do you expect the bank robber to always give to the poor like Robin Hood?  Why should you expect the investment advisor to be on your side?

Remember, Errol Flynn had at least 3 underage girlfriends (as young as 14), so be careful picking heroes.

The Nation said: "The Obama administration spent years writing and implementing a rule that forces investment advisers to operate in the best interest of their clients, instead of offering advice that prioritizes their own financial incentives. Americans lose $17 billion each year from this type of bad advice, but Trump signed a presidential memorandum Friday to eliminate the rule, which was to take effect in April."

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-trump-fiduciary-dodd-frank-20170203-story.html

Stuck In The Middle

Torture is back!  It "ABSOLUTELY WORKS!"

The Nation said: "Gina Haspel, Trump’s pick for second-in-command at the CIA, oversaw the torture of two detainees at a detention site in Thailand in the early years of the George W. Bush administration. One of the men was waterboarded more than 80 times in a single month, confined for hours in a small box, and slammed into walls. Later, Haspel helped to destroy video recordings of the torture sessions. Haspel’s appointment does not require Senate confirmation."

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/01/trump-torture/514463/

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/26/politics/donald-trump-torture-waterboarding/

Götterdämmerung

I was scared that the Supreme Court nominee was going to be something we hadn't seen before.  Some crazy Unibomber kind of mad man, but it turns out we've all seen this before.

His mother nearly destroyed the EPA under Reagan and he believes in her credo.  If Kissinger is his hero, Watergate must be in his playbook.  Dirty tricks are nothing.  Wait until you see this show.

Oregon Senator Jeff Merkley described him as “an extreme right-wing jurist who has ruled dozens of times for the powerful and against the less fortunate.”

Fascism Forever - The worst part about this guy is not that he's probably going to push abortions back into the alleys, it's that he's going to allow the kleptocracy to police itself.  He believes the courts don't serve justice, just the rules and the rules keep changing.

https://www.thenation.com/article/about-that-kissinger-quote-neil-gorsuch-likes/

Fox in the Henhouse

What happens when all the chickens are gone?

This won't take long.

Loaded Up The Truck and They Moved to Beverly...

I think we can fit a couple more in here.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/is-california-really-going-to-secede.html

Missed It By That Much

Get Smart was American.  I think he means Pink Panther (Clouseau was French, right?)

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/02/03/soldier-louvre-paris/97436606/

Pray for Arnold

"Pray for Arnold and his Celebrity Apprentice ratings." - It's good to see he's taking this "prayer breakfast" thing seriously.  I was starting to think he wasn't Christian.

But as part of the Muslim Ban, Christians get a FASTPASS through the lines, right?  I guess that makes him Christian.

http://www.npr.org/2017/02/02/513052930/trump-touts-apprentice-ratings-tells-prayer-breakfast-pray-for-arnold

Big Dummy

"I hear Fred Douglass is doing a great job.  His name comes up more and more." - The 45th President of the United States

Probably thinks his TV series is coming back.

http://www.msnbc.com/brian-williams/watch/pres-trump-frederick-douglass-as-done-an-amazing-job-868208707525

A Real Horrorshow for Viddying

Betsy DeVos is backing (up to $25 million) an "EDUCATION" program called NeuroCore.  It claims to fix:

• Depression
• Attention Deficit Disorder
• Anxiety
• Autism

With greater than 90% success rate on CHILDREN.  No peer review.  No doctors.  No approved treatments or scientific studies.  Just make them watch movies and stop and start them with positive and negative feedback.  We saw it in a movie.

She wants our Public Schools to treat children with this?  How is this not a conflict of interest?

DO NOT CONFIRM BETSY DEVOS FOR SECRETARY OF EDUCATION!

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/us/politics/betsy-devos-neurocore-brain-centers.html?ref=politics

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

Aren't you surprised she's not in jail?  The GESTAPO jumped right on this one.










https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/us/politics/trump-immigration-ban-memo.html?hp=undefined&amp;action=click&amp;pgtype=Homepage&amp;clickSource=story-heading&amp;module=span-ab-top-region&amp;region=top-news&amp;WT.nav=top-news&amp;_r=1

Deregulation de rigueur

If you want to add a new regulation, you have to remove two.  It's like March Hare Mad Tea Party rules.

Is there going to be a quota on the number of regulations?  Don't we just need "enough"?  It really says this:

"Unless prohibited by law, whenever an executive department or agency (agency) publicly proposes for notice and comment or otherwise promulgates a new regulation, it shall identify at least two existing regulations to be repealed."

Like a 2nd Grader made this rule.

OSHA:  "We have to add a rule for the safety of workers on your new wall."
TRUMP: "OK, Take away two safety rules for coal miners and you can have it."

http://www.npr.org/2017/01/30/512445032/trump-acts-to-roll-back-regulations-on-businesses

POSTSCRIPT: Happy Un-Birthday to you. (Tomorrow is my real (un-un) birthday!)

Even Darth Vader Says You've Gone Too Far

CHENEY: "You have to slowly cook the lobster.  Throw it in the boiling water and it will scream.  SMH"

TRUMP: "The Muslim ban is just the tip of the iceberg.  Here's how you fix everything with a hammer."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/dick-cheney-donald-trump-muslim-ban-extreme

#NeverForget #PhoneItIn

Is twitter the best place to honor these heroes?  Sandwiched in the middle of a tantrum about the New York Times?  What else is on his list for this HASHTAG?

• Harambe
• Bowling Green
• 9/11
• Challenger
• Star Trek cancellation
• Something we forgot in the 50's
• Holocaust
• The Alamo
• Dinosaurs (especially the cute Brontosaurus)

AND... DONE!

Having finished all of his campaign promises in 7 days, The Donald puts down his pencil and walks out.

"I finished my whole Presidency in a week!  Let's see the next guy do that!  I win!", he said as he got on his helicopter to spend the next four years resting at Mar-a-Lago.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/donald-trump-administration/2017/01/white-house-to-issue-3-new-executive-orders-on-nsc-lobbying-and-isis-234309

Codified Racism and Religious Persecution

Ban Muslims from countries where no terrorists have come from.

Why?  Because Trump has business interests in the others.

BREAKING NEWS:
Turns out that's not legal.  Judge says NO!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/refugees-detained-at-us-airports-challenge-trumps-executive-order/2017/01/28/e69501a2-e562-11e6-a547-5fb9411d332c_story.html?pushid=breaking-news_1485664233&tid=notifi_push_breaking-news&utm_term=.f1f609235fe1

BREAKING BREAKING NEWS: 
Turns out you can fire someone for doing their job properly.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/30/politics/donald-trump-immigration-order-department-of-justice/index.html

Out of the Woodwork

Start a conspiracy theory and the freaks come from all over.

CNN: Do you have proof about 3 million illegal voters?
Bozo: Yes
CNN: Can we see it?
Bozo: No

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/27/politics/gregg-phillips-voter-fraud-donald-trump-cnntv/index.html

P@55W0rD Pro8L3mS

The White House Press Secretary keeps telling millions of people his password.

Security.  It's only important if there's something to protect.  Any secrets are probably already leaked, so no harm done.

http://usuncut.com/politics/sean-spicer-tweeted-account-passwords/